Children of the Corn (1984): Outlander!!!! We have your woman! #35

This week, Richard and Angeles head into the cornfields to confront Children of the Corn (1984)—a Stephen King adaptation that spawned a cult (and like... seven sequels nobody asked for). It’s a tale of rural dread, religious fanaticism, and kids who definitely need a time-out.

We break down this campy cult classic scene by scene, taking a look at how it blends apocalyptic zealotry with King’s signature small-town paranoia. From He Who Walks Behind the Rows to Isaac's overacting and Malachai's rage-face, we’re dishing all the juicy kernels of horror goodness.

🌾 In this episode:

• Full breakdown of Children of the Corn (1984)

• The horror of religious indoctrination and rural isolation

• Why creepy kids are still terrifying decades later

• Stephen King adaptations: hit or miss?

• Viana’s Review Corner – Her reaction to corn cults and curly-haired chaos

• Another deliciously twisted spoof ad—straight from the Nebraska tourism board (not really)

If you’ve ever been nervous driving past a cornfield, this one’s going to validate that fear.

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