Horror Cinema Obsession

The Descent (2005): What If the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants Went to Hell? #58

The latest episode of Horror Cinema Obsession takes you deep into the heart-pounding adventure that is The Descent. Join your hosts, Richard and Angelus, as they unravel the terrifying journey of six women, who journey into the uncharted depths of a cave system. This isn't just your typical spelunking trip though. It's a blend of friendship strained to its breaking point, betrayal that cuts deeper than the rocky caverns, and primal fears manifested in monstrous forms.
Listen in as we explore the cinematic brilliance and unexpected emotional depth of Neil Marshall's masterpiece. Whether you're in it for the adrenaline rush or to witness the fraying loyalties tested by an unspeakable horror, this episode is your front-row seat to what happens when trust falters, and survival instincts kick in strong. Grab your headlamp, secure your seat belt, and prepare for a descent into the darkness of the human psyche and the real monsters lurking in the shadows.
The Descent (2005): The Sisterhood of the Screaming PantsIn this episode of Horror Cinema Obsession, Richard and Angeles take you deep into The Descent—Neil Marshall’s brutal, blood-soaked tale of friendship, betrayal, and flesh-eating cave dwellers.
Six women enter an uncharted cave system, but what starts as an adrenaline-fueled girls’ trip quickly collapses into claustrophobic chaos. From fractured sisterhoods to primal terror, we dig into the emotional weight, savage kills, and what makes this one of the most unrelenting horror films of the 2000s.
Whether you're drawn to the psychological horror or just here for inbred cave monsters and top-tier gore, this episode is your flashlight in the dark.

Barbarian (2022): Say Hello to Mother—Baaaaby! #57

In this week’s episode of Horror Cinema Obsession, we dive deep into Barbarian (2022)—the Airbnb horror flick that broke all the rules and left us screaming “Baaaaby!” From hidden tunnels and night vision terror to Justin Long measuring a rape dungeon for square footage, we cover every twisted turn.
We break down the film’s shocking structure, the themes of misogyny and survival, and that unforgettable underground breastfeeding scene (yep, it’s as wild as it sounds). Plus, a spoof ad you’ll never un-hear and our usual dose of dark humor and chaos.
Barbarian isn’t just a movie, it’s a cautionary tale about checking the damn basement.

The Devil’s Candy (2015): Proof That Playing Metal Too Loud Summons CPS (and Satan) #56

Metal riffs, demonic whispers, and dad bods with tats—this week on Horror Cinema Obsession, Richard and Angeles dive deep into The Devil’s Candy (2015), a satanic horror flick that blends heavy metal and fatherhood trauma. We break down the film’s dark themes, killer soundtrack, and Ethan Embry’s transformation into the world’s most emotionally available metalhead.
Join us as we roast the body count in our “Obituaries” segment, question whether Satan is just an overzealous art critic, and add Jesse to our growing list of horror’s most chaotic dads. Is he horror’s most ripped parent or just one whisper away from painting on the walls with blood?
🔥 Featuring:
Final Dad Rankings (yep, we went there)
Satanic possession via guitar amp
Obituary eulogies you won’t hear in church
Whether you’re into horror, metal, or just enjoy watching fathers slowly lose their minds—this episode is for you.

28 Weeks Later (2007): When Your Ex Starts a Zombie Apocalypse #55

🧟‍♂️ 28 Weeks Later (2007) unleashes chaos as the rage virus returns, this time with more helicopters, less logic, and the worst family reunion in horror history. In this episode, Richard and Angeles break down the brutal sequel that flips infection horror into an action-packed nightmare.
We dig into the film’s biggest WTF moments, military mishaps, and emotional gut-punches—plus a full Obituary Roll Call honoring every gory exit, and Viana’s Review Corner gives her Gen Z verdict.
💉 Don’t miss our spoof PSA from the Committee for a Cleaner Tomorrow—reminding you why kissing is cancelled during outbreaks.
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Fender Bender (2016): The Slasher Who Slides Into Your DMs… and Your Deductible #54

Fender Bender (2016): The Slasher Who Slides Into Your DMs… and Your Deductible
This week on Horror Cinema Obsession, we slam on the brakes for Fender Bender. The 2016 slasher that proves sometimes the real wreck is the script. We break down why the killer’s car isn’t the only thing stuck in first gear, roast the world's worst parents, and question whether walking in the rain counts as plot progression. Plus, Vienna weighs in (sort of), and we read real audience reviews that are almost as unhinged as the movie. If you’ve ever thought, “What if Goosebumps had more blood and less logic?”—this one’s for you.

This Old House edition : Obsession bites

Obsession Bites: This House Hates MeMicrowaves that beep from the void. Sinks that gurgle like cursed souls. Missing socks, rotting produce, and the true horror of shared bathrooms—this isn't a haunted house, it's just life. In this mini rant episode, Richard takes you on a hilarious and uncomfortably relatable tour of domestic dread. No slashers, no demons—just slow-draining anxiety and leftover tofu with a vendetta.
💀 Horror meets home maintenance in the most unhinged way possible.🎧 Perfect for fans of stand-up, observational horror, and anyone who’s ever feared their own fridge.
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Ready or Not (2019): She Came for the Vows and Left with a Kill Count #53

💍 Ready or Not (2019) takes wedding night stress to a whole new level—and in this episode of Horror Cinema Obsession, Richard and Angeles dive headfirst into the blood-soaked chaos. We break down the movie scene by scene, from Grace’s ripped wedding dress and impromptu goat pit visit to the Le Domas family’s tradition-rich (and body count-heavy) board game ritual.
We explore the film’s perfect blend of horror and satire, how Samara Weaving cements her status as a modern Final Girl, and why rich people in horror movies really need hobbies that don’t involve ritual sacrifice. Plus: our latest spoof ad from Le Domas Family Board Games™, a prestigious brand with a long history of bringing families together… for better or worse.
Whether you’re a fan of sharp social commentary, unexpected explosions, or just want to hear about a wedding gone spectacularly wrong—this one’s for you.

Sinister (2012): The Scariest Movie Ever? #52

Season 3 of Horror Cinema Obsession kicks off with Sinister (2012)—a film about a true-crime writer who moves his family into a murder house and somehow thinks, “Yeah, this’ll be fine.”Spoiler: it’s not.
We dive into the cursed world of Super 8 snuff films, attic demons, and Bagul—the ancient soul-sucker with a passion for home movie editing. Think of him as the creepiest guy in the PTA with Final Cut Pro.
We break down the film’s biggest moments, explore whether it really is the scariest movie of the 2010s, and play Folklore or Fakelore, where some of the fake demons might be less disturbing than Bagul himself.
Is this movie still nightmare fuel? Or just one man’s descent into whiskey-fueled career panic?Tune in, close your attic door, and join us as we relive the film that made lawnmowers terrifying again.

Obsession Bites: Horror Draft Day - Our Next 8 Movie Picks Revealed! Did yours get picked!?!?

🎧 Description:It’s draft day, horror fans! In this special Obsession Bites mini-episode, Richard and Angeles go head-to-head picking the next 8 horror movies they’ll be reviewing on the podcast. With 3 hand-picked selections each and 2 wildcards chosen by YOU, our listeners, this episode sets the stage for what's coming to Horror Cinema Obsession. Expect surprising choices, playful banter, and a few questionable picks (we’re looking at you, Richard). Whether you're building your horror watchlist or just want to hear what’s coming next, this is your sneak peek at the terror ahead.
PS: Adulting is hard, but horror chats make it better! And if you hear us talking about shorts or star ratings, just know it's part of the fun. Cheers to a new season of screams and shouts – and don't forget to hit us up on the socials!

Exorcism of God (2021): Did this Priest just Raw Dog the Devil 👹#51

In this week’s episode of Horror Cinema Obsession, Richard and Angeles dive headfirst into Exorcism of God (2021)—a film where the holy gets hella horny, and exorcisms come with moans straight outta OnlyFans.
We break down the blasphemous chaos, from Father Peter’s regrettable possession to glowing-eyed demons with major daddy issues. Is this the most absurd exorcism movie ever made? Probably. And we’re here for every unholy second of it.
Plus:🔥 The return of our Moments That Mattered🎭 A spoof ad for Father Peter’s Purity Pads😈 And a choir-inspired intro that’ll make you question your faith
Whether you're a horror fanatic or just here for the chaos, this episode is proof that sometimes, even the devil can’t compete with bad decisions.